the humor is useful and helpful sometimes , for confrontations of important issues for example . and make as feel happy and comfortable. so here are some great useful and helpful quotes on humor from great people .
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
―Albert Einstein
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
―Steve Martin
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
―Mark Twain
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
―Charles M. Schulz
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
―Woody Allen
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
―Terry Pratchett, Diggers
Reality continues to ruin my life.
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
―George Carlin
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
―W.C. Fields
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
―Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
―Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
―Markus Herz
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
―C.E.M. Joad
This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
―George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
―Douglas Adams
Never memorize something that you can look up.
―Albert Einstein
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
―Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
―Oscar Levant
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
―Albert Einstein
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
―Thomas Szasz
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
―Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
―Mark Twain
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